Connectivity Juggler Gifts

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

In/Out/These Things Happen.

"Well the good news is that after the reorganisation you'll be leading the team."

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

There now, that wasn't too difficult was it!

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

Is this Randy the Love Doctor? Speaking. What ails you, brother? My wife doesn't have a job. The other night she told me it'd be nice if I helped out a little more at home. So I replied "hey, I don't ask you to come to my place of business and do my job for me." I see. Have you tried the "act like I never said it and wait for her to forget it" routine? Yes, sir. I also, tried the "don't-make-eye-contact-until-she-forgets-it" maneuver. I'm running out of ideas.

Information Tightrope.

Overworked

"Hello?"

The Communicator

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

"I was just ringing to see if you got the e-mail about the letter I sent you?"

"Sorry, Kevin, but having the wi-fi down for a couple of hour is not 'living off the grid'."

"For your enjoyment: Please turn off electronic devices, close your eyes, and cover your ears."

'Internet access... internet access....'

'And Fenwick, those pesky third quarter stats? Don't tweak 'em �' torque 'em!'

'He pats my back, but I don't pat his.'

"Amazing! He's been in there for over an hour without his cell phone,laptop or email access and he hasn't even twitched!"

"It just doesn't seem right. Ever since the new system upgrade nothing is where it used to be!"

"Miss Wythenshawe? Can I leave early, my brain is full."

"Yes dear, I know excessive mobile use is dangerous, that's not why I'm calling."

'Take a message...'

"Luckily, these new life rafts come with a phone, charger and a cell tower."

'It's for you.'

'I've gone from spanning the globe at lightening speed to struggling with some techie's accent over a bad connection.'

Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence. We received a communication fro Alpha Centauri, but it appears they just pocket dialed us.

Better phone upstairs for the latest figures.

Broadband is Near