Digital Communication Juggler Gifts

'Oh oh! My Internet security software is directing recommendations, from my broker, to the junk file.'

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

Information. Innuendo

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

"Hello?"

Information Tightrope.

Overworked

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

The Communicator

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

"I was just ringing to see if you got the e-mail about the letter I sent you?"

'And Fenwick, those pesky third quarter stats? Don't tweak 'em �' torque 'em!'

"For your enjoyment: Please turn off electronic devices, close your eyes, and cover your ears."

"Miss Wythenshawe? Can I leave early, my brain is full."

'I've gone from spanning the globe at lightening speed to struggling with some techie's accent over a bad connection.'

'Take a message...'

Better phone upstairs for the latest figures.

'It's for you.'

'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'

Woman holding two phones together.

'Sims, thought it was the data, but it's actually you that's flawed.'

Trapeze artists.

"My eyes ache, that's enough zoom meetings and screentime for today."

"Normally, we only issue one phone to new hires, but we're bringing you in at a busy time."

'It's great to get back to the simple life,'

Multitasking.

"Gotta go."

'Kid, you flunked the driving test. But you get high marks in audio system tuning, cell phone fumbling, and GPS fiddling.'

'Why Mr. Root, I had no idea you were not happy with your work here at crisis services!'

"I'll call you back. I'm in the middle of a make-over."