Digital Communication Adventurer Gifts

"Please don't pretend you have a text while I'm pretending I have a text."

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

Obsession with the Internet.

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

Man doing a search on a computer

Second lifeReal life.

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

Student - Haven't emailed in 2 days.

Desert wifi

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

"Kids, look at the weather! Why don't you play outside?"

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'

"What I should have done during vacation besides watching video games. . ."

"You're all hashtag summarily dismissed."

"He was a computer programmer who liked to google news... shop on line... play computer games... entertain via face book... do his banking on the internet and asked to be shut down here on Reboot Hill."

"All I need now is a trainer!"

"I'm taking a year out to travel round the internet."

'I'm all for this interactivity.'

'Oh look Julia, he's just text me his first word.'

"OK, I'll play outside, but what do I do when I get out of Wi-Fi range?"

Welcome to Silicon Valley...the user friendly place.

The Darknet starts right here.

Last Chance To take Selfie For All Eternity.

"So, they say you're an INTERNET pirate!"

Connected to the world