Digital Communication Devotee Gifts

"Opportunity came knocking once, but I missed it. I was expecting a tweet."

"My email is down... talk to me."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

21st century water cooler conversations.

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

Right click for yes...

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"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

"You know, there are other emojis."

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

Text Culture

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Textin’"

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

Obsession with the Internet.

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

Bird Tweet.

WiFi Signals

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

She - Interpreter - He.

The Modern Novel.

"Now you can send it."

"You've got computer-breath."

"Will follow you on social media for food."