Digital Communication Devotee Gifts

"Opportunity came knocking once, but I missed it. I was expecting a tweet."

"My email is down... talk to me."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

21st century water cooler conversations.

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

Right click for yes...

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"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

"You know, there are other emojis."

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Text Culture

Obsession with the Internet.

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

She - Interpreter - He.

"Textin’"

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

WiFi Signals

"Now you can send it."

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."