Digital Communication Enthusiast Gifts

Then - 'Oh no did I really say that last night??' Now - 'Edit, delete, delete, edit, edit, delete'

"Linda, is it proper etiquette to announce layoffs via a Tweet?"

'He's not in. Would you like to see his avatar?'

'Oh look Julia, he's just text me his first word.'

Abusive text messages between an arguing couple

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"You're all hashtag summarily dismissed."

"This could have been an e-mail."

'...And in other news, you have e-mail.'

"As a fellow parent, which do you think provides more father/son time? Texting or email?"

The Computer Bore

Campaign for Plain English

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"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Graduates on their phones

She - Interpreter - He.

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Ruddy bloggers!

'The usual ‘nod, nod, wink, wink' will do, Walter. We don't need the eyebrow twitch and nostril flares.'

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

My wife's been talking to the skin I shed for over an hour.

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

The Love Psychologists

"Stop squawking. Use your words."