Connectivity Buff Gifts

Free laptop computer hook-up.

Dave - you're buffering..!

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"Meet the author"

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

Wifi in Hell

Moses' Tablet

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Graduates on their phones

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

'No, I'm the marriage counselor. What you need is the semantics counselor down the hall.'

Letter Collecting Nerd

"Cloning is an imperfect science."

Ice shelfie.

Rocket and Witch Race

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

"'Original' to 'Carbon-Paper': Do you copy?"

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

'Let us pray...'

Moon: Made in China

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

Typewriters and Laptops.

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'