Connectivity Enthusiast Gifts

'It's difficult to get my work done. . .my BlackBerry takes up most of my time.'

"I assume you have internet access."

"We loved Tuscany. The cell reception was fantastic and the Wi-Fi was to die for."

Wifi in Hell

"We take connectivity very seriously."

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'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

She - Interpreter - He.

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"Your MBA and PHD are impressive but what concerns me is your low number of Facebook friends."

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

'The usual ‘nod, nod, wink, wink' will do, Walter. We don't need the eyebrow twitch and nostril flares.'

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

My wife's been talking to the skin I shed for over an hour.

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

"I'm being heavily recruited by several other companies."

"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

I work for a not for profit business. Mind you, two years ago it was a 'for profit' business.

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

The Love Psychologists

They had a tendency to talk past one another.

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."