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"I assume you have internet access."

"We loved Tuscany. The cell reception was fantastic and the Wi-Fi was to die for."

"We take connectivity very seriously."

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'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

She - Interpreter - He.

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

'The usual ‘nod, nod, wink, wink' will do, Walter. We don't need the eyebrow twitch and nostril flares.'

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

"I'm being heavily recruited by several other companies."

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

I work for a not for profit business. Mind you, two years ago it was a 'for profit' business.

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

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"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

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They had a tendency to talk past one another.

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

'Before we get started, let's go around the table and practice making eye contact.'

'I didn't have a glass ceiling I had to break through... I had a golf course I had to conquer.'

'I was just ringing to see if you'd got the email about my letter.'

'No, there's nothing on my mind, but if there was I don't want to talk about it.'