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"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

Wifi in Hell

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

"Your MBA and PHD are impressive but what concerns me is your low number of Facebook friends."

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

"I'm being heavily recruited by several other companies."

I work for a not for profit business. Mind you, two years ago it was a 'for profit' business.

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

'We finally learned to communicate, and he's worse than I thought he was!

'I didn't have a glass ceiling I had to break through... I had a golf course I had to conquer.'

And elevator with 'up', 'down', and 'pitches' buttons

A Highly Networked Staff

Complaints departement for men and women.

Primordial Schmooze

'You can social network me behind my ears if you like.'

"OK Hunter. Go join the 'non-verbal criticism skills' seminar!"

"When you put it like that, it makes complete sense."

"I see you had the foresight to like us on facebook."

'So, summing up: we 'like' you and you 'like' us.'

'look at my new business cards! The old ones weren't big enough for all my information.'

"Thank you, gentlemen, and may the best networked man win."

Media Darling.

'A late payment and a friendly reminder cross paths in the mail.'

'Ah, Mr. Collins? We are friends on Facebook, but I can't remember why.'

"He's networking again!"

"Jessica tells me you have a Twitter following in the six figures."

Even though we have to keep our distance...

"Remember - kindergarten is an excellent opportunity to make connections for first grade."