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'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

'I hated our island vacation - everything was beautiful, but I had no cell service.'

"I'd love to, but my phone and I are having dinner that night."

He still won't talk - we might need to try the good wifi-bad wifi routine.

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Online dating: How big is your dongle?

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

'Slow Connection'

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

Dialogue

Wifi in Hell

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

With the popularity of spell-checkers, many people are turning to the new speech-checkers.

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

"Help! I'm surrounded by idiots."

"It probably got lost in the voice mail."

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

"Miss Duxbury, put me through to someone."

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

"I'm a great ... umm... like ... umm... like... umm ... communicator."

Your Leaders Putting Words Into More Words

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

"My spokesperson won't speak to me."

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

Harvey went to the kitchen to top up his gin and tonic. When he came back, things took an unexpected turn.

Bill was so determined to Twitter no one dared tell him he couldn't do it with a calculator.

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."