Connection Enthusiast Gifts

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

'...and we believe everyone is connected by only 7,412 degrees of separation.'

"It's the school run."

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

"To get to the next level, click 'I do.'"

'Male and Female He created them.'

'I know there are a lot of Smiths about but is there a teeny-weeny chance we could be related?'

Computers around the world simultaneously explode when everyone on Facebook becomes everyone else's friend on Facebook.

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'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

Wifi in Hell

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

She - Interpreter - He.

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"Your MBA and PHD are impressive but what concerns me is your low number of Facebook friends."

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Ruddy bloggers!

'The usual ‘nod, nod, wink, wink' will do, Walter. We don't need the eyebrow twitch and nostril flares.'

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

"I'm being heavily recruited by several other companies."

My wife's been talking to the skin I shed for over an hour.

I work for a not for profit business. Mind you, two years ago it was a 'for profit' business.

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."