Connection Aficionados Gifts

Puzzle Family

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

Wifi in Hell

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

'That's it gentlemen, we're broke. Anybody know any good jokes?'

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

Twice a year, Uncle Mort and Sadie Cohen have an official relationship talk. While this biannual conversation is scheduled by mutual consent under long-standing treaty, some participants engage grudgingly. Let's talk about our feelings. I don't feel like it. That's not a feeling, Snookums! Loophole!

A Highly Networked Staff

'When did they start giving Pulitzers for texting?'

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

"Thank you, gentlemen, and may the best networked man win."

Even though we have to keep our distance...

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

'I have rather a full schedule today. Could you summarize your grievances of the past 48 years?'

'He's just de-man's-best-friended me.'

"I'll recommend your book if you recommend mine."

'Have you Googled your homework, yet?'

'Slow Connection'

Father to mother: 'Don't look now, but I think the baby just downloaded.'

'Male and Female He created them.'

Lovers greeting each other

'I can't read this, you must write more clearly.' - 'If I did that, you'd see all my spelling mistakes.'

'Take two of these and visit my website in the morning.'

"Hey, you're cute, you must give me your number."

'It's not his name - It's what he does all the time.'

"Then, unfortunately, our market launch ran into a brick wall."

Man using flag semaphore in a therapy session.

"We need to text about our relationship."