Digital Life Juggler T-Shirts

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"Keep the visit short. He needs to check his tweets."

"Go on, sweetie. You have 100% of half my attention."

Work/Life Balance

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

"Hello?"

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

'I've got a highspeed connection and I get spam... therefore I am!'

"I was just ringing to see if you got the e-mail about the letter I sent you?"

Children.

"I've learned to compartmentalize my stress."

"For your enjoyment: Please turn off electronic devices, close your eyes, and cover your ears."

'Whatever happens, we mustn't let life get on top of us!'

'I've gone from spanning the globe at lightening speed to struggling with some techie's accent over a bad connection.'

'It's for you.'

'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'

"There! I've deleted you from my database!"

'Life isn't all about the money.It's all about the little people you step on along the way.'

"I want my work to be challenging, but not so challenging that it destroys my life, family and relationships."

"My eyes ache, that's enough zoom meetings and screentime for today."

'It's great to get back to the simple life,'

Trapeze artists.

"Mommy want you to have everything she had when she was growing up."

"I'll call you back. I'm in the middle of a make-over."

"The air I breathe is filthy..."

"#I #don't #care #what #you #say, #I'm #not #addicted #to #social #media."

When Harvey's two bosses meet head to head! 'MARRIAGE!' 'CAREER!' 'Oh, oh!'

'I throw a strike every time with this ball, but I can only lift it once a night.'

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