Daily Life Juggler Gifts

"The air I breathe is filthy..."

Work/Life Balance

"It's no good - I just can't do this without a brief and a deadline."

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

Brickie's Mate

"I'm tired of this full-time job. I want a part-time job."

Decorating with Children

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

Children.

'Work, school, soccer, shopping, aside from the occassional girl's night out, today's Mom doesn't have time to sit picking ticks and fleas.'

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

"I've learned to compartmentalize my stress."

"If anyone can balance a career with motherhood and state-sponsored terrorism, it's Jeannie."

"Doctor, before we start you've got to promise me that I don't have to give up anything."

"I feel a lot of societal pressure to be happy."

'Whatever happens, we mustn't let life get on top of us!'

"That's his idea of multi-tasking."

"At times like this we all need to pull TOGETHER, work outside of our normal roles by flexible."

"Mom said to put her on your 'Don't bother me I'm taking a bath' list!"

Today's nervous breakdown occurred yesterday.

Fresh Food and Regurgitated

"Now will you knock it off with all the bird calls?"

"The small door's for the dog and the larger one's for the kids."

Sorry, sir, but today is Tuesday, and I never did get the hang of Tuesdays.

"The kids were late for school and it just stayed like that."

'Life isn't all about the money.It's all about the little people you step on along the way.'

"After working through my vacation, my sick days, and my commute, I'm going into work for some well-deserved down time."

Man at sports arena sees plane pulling banner that tells him to get back to work.

"Mommy want you to have everything she had when she was growing up."

Having it all All....

Your computer says "work," but your skin says "Facebook."

Yes, I can multi-task.

"I want my work to be challenging, but not so challenging that it destroys my life, family and relationships."