Daily Life Juggler Gifts

"The air I breathe is filthy..."

Work/Life Balance

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

Brickie's Mate

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

"I'm tired of this full-time job. I want a part-time job."

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

Decorating with Children

'Work, school, soccer, shopping, aside from the occassional girl's night out, today's Mom doesn't have time to sit picking ticks and fleas.'

Children.

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

"I've learned to compartmentalize my stress."

"If anyone can balance a career with motherhood and state-sponsored terrorism, it's Jeannie."

"Doctor, before we start you've got to promise me that I don't have to give up anything."

"That's his idea of multi-tasking."

"I feel a lot of societal pressure to be happy."

'Whatever happens, we mustn't let life get on top of us!'

"At times like this we all need to pull TOGETHER, work outside of our normal roles by flexible."

"The kids were late for school and it just stayed like that."

"Now will you knock it off with all the bird calls?"

"The small door's for the dog and the larger one's for the kids."

"Mom said to put her on your 'Don't bother me I'm taking a bath' list!"

Fresh Food and Regurgitated

Today's nervous breakdown occurred yesterday.

'Life isn't all about the money.It's all about the little people you step on along the way.'

"There goes Daddy to the park again! And do you know what he does in the park? He sits! That's what he does. He sits! He goes to the park and just sits!"

Having it all All....

"Mommy want you to have everything she had when she was growing up."

"Can I call you back? I'm in the middle of lunch."

Man at sports arena sees plane pulling banner that tells him to get back to work.