Life Jugglers Gifts

The Sandwich Generation.

'Whatever happens, we mustn't let life get on top of us!'

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

'I throw a strike every time with this ball, but I can only lift it once a night.'

"I want my work to be challenging, but not so challenging that it destroys my life, family and relationships."

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Work/Life Balance

Supermom.

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

"It's no good - I just can't do this without a brief and a deadline."

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

"I'm tired of this full-time job. I want a part-time job."

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

Decorating with Children

'I am trying to achieve a work-life balance'

Children.

'Work, school, soccer, shopping, aside from the occassional girl's night out, today's Mom doesn't have time to sit picking ticks and fleas.'

"By the time we can marry in all fifty states, we'll probably be divorced."

Tightrope Walk of Romance

"If anyone can balance a career with motherhood and state-sponsored terrorism, it's Jeannie."

"I've learned to compartmentalize my stress."

Working mother

"Doctor, before we start you've got to promise me that I don't have to give up anything."

Quality Time

"I feel a lot of societal pressure to be happy."

"The small door's for the dog and the larger one's for the kids."

'It's not a punchline to an office joke or TV commercial, Perkins. 'You're Fired' - for real!'

Sorry, sir, but today is Tuesday, and I never did get the hang of Tuesdays.

Today's nervous breakdown occurred yesterday.

"The kids were late for school and it just stayed like that."

"At times like this we all need to pull TOGETHER, work outside of our normal roles by flexible."

Fresh Food and Regurgitated

'The good news is I've got a part-time job. The bad news is I started the day with a full-time job.'

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"