Love Life Juggler Gifts

Work/Life Balance

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"Dave, could you hold on a sec while I take care of some personal business?"

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

Multi-Tasking

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

"How do you love me. Count the ways!"

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

"Are you going to ask for feedback every time you cook a meal?"

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

Decorating with Children

Complaining cricket wives

"I have been happily married... three times!"

"How much is this going to cost me?"

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

"My wife and I have a love-mate relationship."

'Sir, wife number two is on line one and wife number four is on line three ... or is it the other way around?'

Occational lovers - "Let's see...work,work,work,time to recuperate.." "How about Friday."

Love chair

"It's not what you think."

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

State of Work...State of Marriage

Children.

"By the time we can marry in all fifty states, we'll probably be divorced."

Tightrope Walk of Romance

"A word of advice: Never marry your own secretary."