Married Life Juggler Gifts

Just harried.

"I'll get my hair cut next time he helps around the house."

Work/Life Balance

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"Dave, could you hold on a sec while I take care of some personal business?"

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

"It's no good - I just can't do this without a brief and a deadline."

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

Acclaimed mother.

"How do you love me. Count the ways!"

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

I'd invite you in, but my husband, my boyfriend and my python are all very jealous.

"Are you going to ask for feedback every time you cook a meal?"

Decorating with Children

Complaining cricket wives

"How much is this going to cost me?"

"I have been happily married... three times!"

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

'Sir, wife number two is on line one and wife number four is on line three ... or is it the other way around?'

"My wife and I have a love-mate relationship."

"It's not what you think."

The Joy Of Txt...

Love chair

Occational lovers - "Let's see...work,work,work,time to recuperate.." "How about Friday."

State of Work...State of Marriage

Children.