Domestic Life Juggler Gifts

Gone to market research convention, Your dinner is...'

Work/Life Balance

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

"It's no good - I just can't do this without a brief and a deadline."

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

Acclaimed mother.

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

Decorating with Children

Children.

'Choose, Fenwick ? me or corporatge clout.'

"But you told me you were on gardening leave, so why can't you come and help me in the garden?"

"I've learned to compartmentalize my stress."

"If anyone can balance a career with motherhood and state-sponsored terrorism, it's Jeannie."

"I didn't feel any 'earthquake'."

Couple on a Tandem Cycling in Different Directions

"Doctor, before we start you've got to promise me that I don't have to give up anything."

'Your wife's on line three. And she's asked for the speaker phone to be put on full volume.'

"Now will you knock it off with all the bird calls?"

Today's nervous breakdown occurred yesterday.

"We really need to have our rugs vacuumed professionally one of these days."

"The small door's for the dog and the larger one's for the kids."

"The kids were late for school and it just stayed like that."

Fresh Food and Regurgitated

"Mom said to put her on your 'Don't bother me I'm taking a bath' list!"

'Life isn't all about the money.It's all about the little people you step on along the way.'

"We're never going to be able to give Moses a bath, are we?"

"After working through my vacation, my sick days, and my commute, I'm going into work for some well-deserved down time."

"And as we study this list, one thing is clear... my wife is doing groceries with my sales report."

"There goes Daddy to the park again! And do you know what he does in the park? He sits! That's what he does. He sits! He goes to the park and just sits!"

"Mommy want you to have everything she had when she was growing up."

"The new baby sitter said her first bad word today."

'My marriage is at the stage where we may re-model the kitchen - again!'

Mum sitting in play pen while kids run riot.