Domestic Life Juggler T-Shirts

Gone to market research convention, Your dinner is...'

Work/Life Balance

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

Acclaimed mother.

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

Decorating with Children

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

Children.

'Choose, Fenwick ? me or corporatge clout.'

Couple on a Tandem Cycling in Different Directions

"If anyone can balance a career with motherhood and state-sponsored terrorism, it's Jeannie."

"I didn't feel any 'earthquake'."

"But you told me you were on gardening leave, so why can't you come and help me in the garden?"

"I've learned to compartmentalize my stress."

"Doctor, before we start you've got to promise me that I don't have to give up anything."

'Your wife's on line three. And she's asked for the speaker phone to be put on full volume.'

Fresh Food and Regurgitated

"We really need to have our rugs vacuumed professionally one of these days."

"Mom said to put her on your 'Don't bother me I'm taking a bath' list!"

"The kids were late for school and it just stayed like that."

"The small door's for the dog and the larger one's for the kids."

Today's nervous breakdown occurred yesterday.

"Now will you knock it off with all the bird calls?"

'Life isn't all about the money.It's all about the little people you step on along the way.'

"We're never going to be able to give Moses a bath, are we?"

"The new baby sitter said her first bad word today."

'My marriage is at the stage where we may re-model the kitchen - again!'

"And as we study this list, one thing is clear... my wife is doing groceries with my sales report."

"Mommy want you to have everything she had when she was growing up."

"There goes Daddy to the park again! And do you know what he does in the park? He sits! That's what he does. He sits! He goes to the park and just sits!"

Mum sitting in play pen while kids run riot.

'Dinners Ready' (Colour)