Domestic Duty Jugglers Gifts

Obstacles for women

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

Acclaimed mother.

"Being a parent is like being in prison. . . except we don't get the hour of exercise."

Heavy-duty, super-capacity, two speeds, 10 cycles. All of them vicious.

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

Baskerville Tabby.

'Well at least your washing up arm is O.K!'

'You're in luck - My parents like you.'

'Choose, Fenwick ? me or corporatge clout.'

"I didn't feel any 'earthquake'."

"But you told me you were on gardening leave, so why can't you come and help me in the garden?"

'Making a To-Do List is on my Bucket List.'

Sorry, sir, but today is Tuesday, and I never did get the hang of Tuesdays.

'Forget 'forsaking all others', you can have the week off' (housewife to husband).

"We really need to have our rugs vacuumed professionally one of these days."

Walk dog, brush your teeth.

"And as we study this list, one thing is clear... my wife is doing groceries with my sales report."

'Mr. big shot scientist who works 18 hours a day at a prestigious lab developing high strength corrosion inhibitors, but can I get him to spend 2 minutes getting rust stains out of our own tub? No.'

"Turns out Mommy's life is one big long report, sweeitie."

Gone to market research convention, Your dinner is...'

'Dinners Ready' (Colour)

"All I said was, 'I'll take out the garbage when I'm ready'."

'Don't worry. If you gain a few pounds, I'll drop extra stuff on the floor for you to pick up.'

Ask Sadie. My wife and I are getting a puppy soon. Any training tips? - Jay and Emily, Charlotte, NC. Sent from my iPad. Oh yes. A tip: Have him poop on your @#$% iPad, you high-tech boobs! Irrelevant and gratuitous. Sent from my lungs. You need the toothbrush app.

The good news is, I'm granting your request for house arrest. The bad news is your wife's to-do list.

'It's your wife, she wants you to pick up some milk on your way home.'

"I've got to figure out how to get paid for work dreams."

He was raised by a pack of wolves, and the cleaning lady who came in twice a month.

'That is very cute, dear, but it is not putting dinner on the table.'

'You put the kettle on and I'll re-arrange the furniture!'

'Carl, we'd really prefer you going back to the standard old 'Out' box.'

"Of course working from home does have some problems."

"Tell your father that garbage was on Tuesday."

'Mommy loves you but Mommy has to move out. Daddy will feed you, wash your clothes, clean the house, do the shopping, take you to the doctor...'