Home Jugglers Gifts

'Hello, hotel operator? I'll be requiring an immediate room change.'

Baskerville Tabby.

Children's Parties

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

Human Behavior Institute. Out Experiencing Lunch.

"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."

Woman with kids at husbands office.

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

"First break since 2008."

'She speaks 6 languages and can't say 'No' in any of them. . .'

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

'Save us!'

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

Baby On Boardroom

If Dr. Chan has a schoolteacher husband, a diabetic mother-in-law, twins in preschool, and a daughter who stays with her father across town on alternate weekends, and one twin and the daughter have colds, how many free rapid COVID tests are required to alleviate Dr. Chan's breaking-point levels of despair?

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

Acclaimed mother.

Balancing Family and Work

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - You'll run it off during the toddler years.'

'So, paternity leave problem solved then?'

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."