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'I used to enjoy being a stay-at-home dad. Then I was awarded custody of the kids.'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"The meeting will come to order."

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Acclaimed mother.

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

"Being a parent is like being in prison. . . except we don't get the hour of exercise."

No juggling allowed.

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

"Reduced budgets are a challenge...Rather than just talk you through it we'd like to give you a practical demonstration of how to 'maximise' resources from limited resources."

Multitasking

"Just give me the truth, Doc...I can tell when you're trying to humor me."

Having It All

'Looks like someone got their bags mixed up at daycare drop-off.'

"These days I do a little sub-editing on the side too!"

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

Baskerville Tabby.

The Juggler vein.

Housewife with her toddler hooked on the end of the mop.

'Trevor, it's some gentlemen to see you about your student loan.'

'You're in luck - My parents like you.'

Man juggling apple core.

'Oh, no! The poltergeist has taken up juggling.'

'Choose, Fenwick ? me or corporatge clout.'

'As a Health and Safety officer, he likes to let his hair down at the weekends.'

"But you told me you were on gardening leave, so why can't you come and help me in the garden?"

"Among them, my children have eighteen years of accumulated experience harassing their mother!"

"I didn't feel any 'earthquake'."