Domestic Juggle Enthusiast Gifts

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

Children's Parties

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Acclaimed mother.

Juggler and Illusionist

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

Circus

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

Bear Juggling Penguins.

'Still having trouble finding day care?'

No juggling allowed.

I Heart Juggling

"Just give me the truth, Doc...I can tell when you're trying to humor me."

'Looks like someone got their bags mixed up at daycare drop-off.'

"These days I do a little sub-editing on the side too!"

Having It All

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

The Juggler vein.

Housewife with her toddler hooked on the end of the mop.

"I think we're losing 'em."

'You're in luck - My parents like you.'

Man juggling apple core.

'Oh, no! The poltergeist has taken up juggling.'

'Choose, Fenwick ? me or corporatge clout.'

balanced life

'As a Health and Safety officer, he likes to let his hair down at the weekends.'

"But you told me you were on gardening leave, so why can't you come and help me in the garden?"