Juggle Aficionado Gifts

A clown in front of the US Capital juggling three balls: Economy, Health Care and War. A fourth ball, 'Everything Else,' is bouncing on the ground.

Man with a seemingly endless list on a piece of paper

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Barack Obama's To Do list.

Food deliverer's baby.

Hassled Mother.

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

Juggler and Illusionist

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

Circus

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

No juggling allowed.

Woman Juggling Emojis

'Still having trouble finding day care?'

I Heart Juggling

Bear Juggling Penguins.

A mother drives a mini-van full of kids; her bumper sticker reads "I'd rather be working".

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

'Good to see you back at work.'

'Looks like someone got their bags mixed up at daycare drop-off.'

Having It All

"Just give me the truth, Doc...I can tell when you're trying to humor me."

"These days I do a little sub-editing on the side too!"

The Juggler vein.