Juggling Enthusiasts Gifts

'Remember I said I wish I had more arms so I could get more things done? Well the doctor took care of that problem.'

'That's what I like about Jeremiah - NOTHING gets him down!'

"I've been teaching myself to juggle clocks...!"

Children's Parties

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

"We can stop entertaining ourselves now, Ian."

Juggler and Illusionist

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

Tennis ball girl.

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

Circus

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

"I'm the last to go home because my parents are still fine tuning their work-life balance."

"Your remote control, sire."

Children's Entertainer

Medieval headlines.

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

The Housewife

'When you said he was very talented, I thought you meant in business.'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

'George, stop playing with the children.'