Juggling Act Enthusiasts Gifts

'What's it going to be, Dawkins?career or family?'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

Juggler and Illusionist

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

Circus

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

The Housewife

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

I Heart Juggling

No juggling allowed.

'Still having trouble finding day care?'

Bear Juggling Penguins.

Woman Juggling Emojis

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

'Of course I put the children first! Look how much I pay their nanny.'

'Looks like someone got their bags mixed up at daycare drop-off.'

Having It All

"Just give me the truth, Doc...I can tell when you're trying to humor me."

"These days I do a little sub-editing on the side too!"

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

The Juggler vein.

"Well, I'm not sure about all the rest of this, but you can't ride that unicycle on the roadway!"

Housewife with her toddler hooked on the end of the mop.

"I think we're losing 'em."

Man juggling apple core.

'Oh, no! The poltergeist has taken up juggling.'

'As a Health and Safety officer, he likes to let his hair down at the weekends.'

Super express lane for working mothers only!