Juggling Act Artist Gifts

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

The Housewife

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

'Of course I put the children first! Look how much I pay their nanny.'

Multitasking

Have Horns Venn

Housewife with her toddler hooked on the end of the mop.

'Trevor, it's some gentlemen to see you about your student loan.'

Choose any combination of the words above to name your brilliant first novel.

Super express lane for working mothers only!

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

"Now that Ella's turning two, I'd like to transition to being a stay-at-work mom."

The perils of working from home

"I'm your exit strategy."

"It's either "Bring your kid to work" day or it's "Drop of handbag in kindergarten" day today?"

"It's my turn to be 'work at home' parent, and your turn to be 'stay at home' parent."

Writer, waiter, writer, waiter.

Well, I can't sit around all day - I have things to do.

'You mean you are just now discovering multi-tasking?'

'Michael?! Where's Michael?'

"Worse than a headache - I have three kids and a full-time job."

Tightrope walker hanging out his washing.

Early multitasking - caveman.

'Congratulations on winning the Triple Crown.'

Busker with Multiple Personality Disorder

One man band

Motorcycle musician.

'What's it going to be, Dawkins?career or family?'

"Well, it's 7 pm on New Year's Eve. I'm a caring, compassionate boss...why don't you guys just take the rest of the night off?"

'I used to enjoy being a stay-at-home dad. Then I was awarded custody of the kids.'

"I'm killing two birds with one stone."

"It's kinda late, can I walk you in the morning?"

Tired Elves