Juggling Act Master Gifts

"It's kinda late, can I walk you in the morning?"

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"The meeting will come to order."

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

Barack Obama's To Do list.

Food deliverer's baby.

Juggler and Illusionist

Hassled Mother.

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

"I'm the last to go home because my parents are still fine tuning their work-life balance."

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

The Housewife

Circus

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

No juggling allowed.

Bear Juggling Penguins.

I Heart Juggling

'Still having trouble finding day care?'

A mother drives a mini-van full of kids; her bumper sticker reads "I'd rather be working".

"Reduced budgets are a challenge...Rather than just talk you through it we'd like to give you a practical demonstration of how to 'maximise' resources from limited resources."

'Good to see you back at work.'

'Of course I put the children first! Look how much I pay their nanny.'

Having It All