Juggle Master Gifts

'Needs more challenge.'

A mother drives a mini-van full of kids; her bumper sticker reads "I'd rather be working".

'Good to see you back at work.'

'Who's gonna tell her she's wearing two different shoes?'

'Juggling is great fun: You should try it...'

Momco

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

'Jack, you're being way too entertaining. This is supposed to be a bored meeting.'

Barack Obama's To Do list.

"I'm dealing with tweens at home and fiends at work."

Children's Parties

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

Multi-tasking.

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

Food deliverer's baby.

Businessman wearing many hats.

Hassled Mother.

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"We can stop entertaining ourselves now, Ian."

Juggler and Illusionist

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

Tennis ball girl.

"Your remote control, sire."

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"