Juggle Jugglers Gifts

Children's Parties

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"The meeting will come to order."

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

Barack Obama's To Do list.

Food deliverer's baby.

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

"We can stop entertaining ourselves now, Ian."

Juggler and Illusionist

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Tennis ball girl.

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

"I'm the last to go home because my parents are still fine tuning their work-life balance."

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

Circus

Medieval headlines.

Children's Entertainer

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

The Housewife

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

"Your remote control, sire."

The Working Mum