Juggling Juggernauts Gifts

Heyyy, don't worry about a thing. One more energy drink and I'll have you sliced and sutured in no time!

Medieval headlines.

Children's Parties

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

"Better than a business model, I have a business scheme."

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

Ninedency: A budding tendency

Businessman wearing many hats.

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

The Jose Padilla Experience

Although not felt by everone, Wanda's powrful jargon sent seismic shock waves through some of the more geologically unstable department in the organization.

"Wheeeeeeee!"

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

"This is gibberish, Nigel, but most persuasive gibberish."

Tennis ball girl.

The Working Mum

"I'm afraid that due to a recent reorientation of forward facing customer resource functionality you're going to have to make the complaint to yourself... in triplicate."

Communication Breakdowns

I called you to this synergistic ideation to strategize methods of creating new annoying words.

'Tragically, Mr. Cornwell was unable to afford a personal ethicist.'

'You reckon we should mosey this guy?'

The boss and her baby

"I've given you a glowing reference, Hempson. And here's the disclaimer to go with it."

'Finally some good news on the economy: four out of five economists agree that 80% if economists agree.'

It's folks like Mildred who make collectibles collectable!

"Can you hold on a sec? I need to check on Timmy."

"In a nutshell, my career goal is to nurture my unique personhood in a culturally diverse, progressive business environment, while also honoring the traditional values of back-stabbing, greed and global plundering!"

"We're very away of the impact that work can have on your social life!"

Octopus parent "I've only got four pairs of hands!"

Green Belt

"Great work, Smith. I must say, it's heartening to read a press release that both honors and builds upon the time-honored tradition of artisanal, hand-crafted gobbledygook!"

"See this thingamabob attached to your whatchamacallit? That’s the doohickey I was afraid of."

"This is a real Dada performance."

Well, I can't sit around all day - I have things to do.