Judo Juggernaut Gifts

Green Belt

Overjumpers

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

"Better than a business model, I have a business scheme."

Ninedency: A budding tendency

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

'Remember me?'

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

'You may now kick the bride.'

Businessman wearing many hats.

The Jose Padilla Experience

Although not felt by everone, Wanda's powrful jargon sent seismic shock waves through some of the more geologically unstable department in the organization.

Old Karate Master

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

"This is gibberish, Nigel, but most persuasive gibberish."

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

Medieval headlines.

The Working Mum

"I'm afraid that due to a recent reorientation of forward facing customer resource functionality you're going to have to make the complaint to yourself... in triplicate."

Communication Breakdowns

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

"I tell you, it's a dog-eat-dog world out there!"

'You reckon we should mosey this guy?'

I called you to this synergistic ideation to strategize methods of creating new annoying words.

'Tragically, Mr. Cornwell was unable to afford a personal ethicist.'

Martial Arts

Sports Lawyers

I'm sorry, but your drug screen results disqualify you as an employment candidate, You see, sample 'A' is a normal brain, sample 'B' is a normal brain on drugs, and sample 'C',,, Well, Mr, Dumpty, sample 'C' is your brain,

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

"I've given you a glowing reference, Hempson. And here's the disclaimer to go with it."

'I'm more unpopular now than I was at school.'

Martial arts and clumsiness.

It's folks like Mildred who make collectibles collectable!

"He'll never be good enough to snatch this pebble from my hand."