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Green Belt

Overjumpers

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

"Better than a business model, I have a business scheme."

Ninedency: A budding tendency

'Remember me?'

'You may now kick the bride.'

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

Although not felt by everone, Wanda's powrful jargon sent seismic shock waves through some of the more geologically unstable department in the organization.

Old Karate Master

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

The Working Mum

Medieval headlines.

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

"I'm afraid that due to a recent reorientation of forward facing customer resource functionality you're going to have to make the complaint to yourself... in triplicate."

Communication Breakdowns

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

"I tell you, it's a dog-eat-dog world out there!"

Martial Arts

'Tragically, Mr. Cornwell was unable to afford a personal ethicist.'

Sports Lawyers

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

I'm sorry, but your drug screen results disqualify you as an employment candidate, You see, sample 'A' is a normal brain, sample 'B' is a normal brain on drugs, and sample 'C',,, Well, Mr, Dumpty, sample 'C' is your brain,

"I've given you a glowing reference, Hempson. And here's the disclaimer to go with it."

'I'm more unpopular now than I was at school.'

Martial arts and clumsiness.

"He'll never be good enough to snatch this pebble from my hand."

Ballerina Vs. Martial Artist

'Finally some good news on the economy: four out of five economists agree that 80% if economists agree.'