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Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

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Martial Arts

"Dang! This guy's good!"

Overjumpers

Running

'Remember me?'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'We're looking for athletic people.'

'You may now kick the bride.'

Old Karate Master

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

Internet Cafe.

Jogging...

The Working Mum

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

'At first it was a few dollars here and a few dollars there. Then I realized I'd have to pay my lawyer.'

Treadmillstone

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

"Let's take in a trial."

Upholding the Law

"Let's take it easy for the first two miles."

"At what point does slow jogging become walking?"

Martial Arts

'I had no idea there was a local ordinance against taking the Fifth Amendment!'

"Is this the home that needs an exorcism on a gamer?"

'It doesn't matter if my client is guilty.. the book and movie deals are pouring in!'

Teddy jogging

"Not guilty by virtue of reasonable doubt."

"I plead guilty, Your Honor, but only in a nice, white-collar sort of way."

"TV violence made him do it. Says he'll name shows if we drop the charges."

'Ladies and Gentlemen of the press- what is your verdict...?'

"Remember me, Mister 'too much bacon is never enough?'"

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"