Judo Junkie Pillows

Martial Arts

Overjumpers

Running

'Remember me?'

'You may now kick the bride.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Old Karate Master

Jogging...

The Working Mum

Internet Cafe.

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

'At first it was a few dollars here and a few dollars there. Then I realized I'd have to pay my lawyer.'

Treadmillstone

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

"Let's take it easy for the first two miles."

"Let's take in a trial."

Upholding the Law

'It doesn't matter if my client is guilty.. the book and movie deals are pouring in!'

"Is this the home that needs an exorcism on a gamer?"

Teddy jogging

Martial Arts

"Not guilty by virtue of reasonable doubt."

"At what point does slow jogging become walking?"

'I had no idea there was a local ordinance against taking the Fifth Amendment!'

"I plead guilty, Your Honor, but only in a nice, white-collar sort of way."

"TV violence made him do it. Says he'll name shows if we drop the charges."

"Remember me, Mister 'too much bacon is never enough?'"

'Ladies and Gentlemen of the press- what is your verdict...?'

'What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer? A tick falls off you when you're dead.'

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

'I told you it wouldn't work. You just can't predict what a jury is going to do.'

Hungry Panda Thirsty Hippo Curious Sloth