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Old Karate Master

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

Martial arts and clumsiness.

'With Zen and judo and flower arranging, how do you find time to manufacture semiconductors?'

'I think I'm getting the hang of it now!'

Overjumpers

Martial Arts

'Remember me?'

Karate and Judo: 'Will one lesson be enough to get more housekeeping from my hubbie?'

Martial Arts: Beginners Welcome.

"I think I'm getting the hang of it now!"

Man attempting to karate chop a pile of bricks cheats by tying a brick to his hand

"I'll need a volunteer for this next move."

'The first move you must learn, is how to open your wallet and pay for your lessons.'

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

Beware the Hand-To-Hand Wombat

Karate.

Martial Arts

Green Belt

A combination of enthusiasm with a lack of experience meant that Steve was always leaping to contusions.

'I suppose i did take up judo for more human contact.'

Martial art painting.

"He'll never be good enough to snatch this pebble from my hand."

'Who says you can't fight City Hall?'

'Wow, I'll earn my black belt in no time.'

Judo man.

'You may now kick the bride.'

Ballerina Vs. Martial Artist

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

Joust Sharpener

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"