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"Remember, on the stand, Hobart, the truth will not set you free. The truth will get you fifteen to twenty."

'I'm in favor of same-sex marriage. Same-sex marriage will lead to same-sex divorce.'

'I don't care how this is going to look on your resume!'

'Yeah, I know the difference between lawyers and ticks. Ticks fall off when you die'

'Tragically, Mr. Cornwell was unable to afford a personal ethicist.'

Now this is a dangerous event - the Running of the Lawyers in Pamplona.

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

"Better than a business model, I have a business scheme."

That party went well.

Ninedency: A budding tendency

'Of course I put my kids first! Look at how much I pay the nanny!!'

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

Stop and Birch

Although not felt by everone, Wanda's powrful jargon sent seismic shock waves through some of the more geologically unstable department in the organization.

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

Medieval headlines.

The Working Mum

"I'm afraid that due to a recent reorientation of forward facing customer resource functionality you're going to have to make the complaint to yourself... in triplicate."

Communication Breakdowns

"I tell you, it's a dog-eat-dog world out there!"

"Oops! My mistake, that was your projected trial load for this year, not this month."

"I wish I had done more pro bono work. I need the tax write offs."

I'm sorry, but your drug screen results disqualify you as an employment candidate, You see, sample 'A' is a normal brain, sample 'B' is a normal brain on drugs, and sample 'C',,, Well, Mr, Dumpty, sample 'C' is your brain,

Sports Lawyers

"Shister and Shyster Attorneys at law"

"I've given you a glowing reference, Hempson. And here's the disclaimer to go with it."

"As your attorney, Roger, I feel it's my duty to charge you an enormous amount of money."

"I never promised I would get you off. I alleged it."

"I haven't been in any academic journals but I do get my Tweets re-Tweeted a lot."

"Oh I never lose any sleep over my criminal cases. I figure that even if I lose, I'm not the one going to Jail!"

'I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home.'

'The Constitution guarantees you a speedy trial -- so hold on tight!'

"In a nutshell, my career goal is to nurture my unique personhood in a culturally diverse, progressive business environment, while also honoring the traditional values of back-stabbing, greed and global plundering!"

'Finally some good news on the economy: four out of five economists agree that 80% if economists agree.'