Justice Juggernaut Gifts

"Remember, on the stand, Hobart, the truth will not set you free. The truth will get you fifteen to twenty."

'I'm in favor of same-sex marriage. Same-sex marriage will lead to same-sex divorce.'

'I don't care how this is going to look on your resume!'

The Jose Padilla Experience

'Yeah, I know the difference between lawyers and ticks. Ticks fall off when you die'

'Tragically, Mr. Cornwell was unable to afford a personal ethicist.'

Johnnie Cochran law office: In-credible and Out-rageous desk organizers.

Now this is a dangerous event - the Running of the Lawyers in Pamplona.

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

"Better than a business model, I have a business scheme."

That party went well.

Ninedency: A budding tendency

'Of course I put my kids first! Look at how much I pay the nanny!!'

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

Businessman wearing many hats.

Stop and Birch

Although not felt by everone, Wanda's powrful jargon sent seismic shock waves through some of the more geologically unstable department in the organization.

"This is gibberish, Nigel, but most persuasive gibberish."

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

Medieval headlines.

The Working Mum

"I'm afraid that due to a recent reorientation of forward facing customer resource functionality you're going to have to make the complaint to yourself... in triplicate."

Communication Breakdowns

"Oops! My mistake, that was your projected trial load for this year, not this month."

'You reckon we should mosey this guy?'

I called you to this synergistic ideation to strategize methods of creating new annoying words.

"I tell you, it's a dog-eat-dog world out there!"

"I wish I had done more pro bono work. I need the tax write offs."

I'm sorry, but your drug screen results disqualify you as an employment candidate, You see, sample 'A' is a normal brain, sample 'B' is a normal brain on drugs, and sample 'C',,, Well, Mr, Dumpty, sample 'C' is your brain,

Sports Lawyers

"Shister and Shyster Attorneys at law"

"I've given you a glowing reference, Hempson. And here's the disclaimer to go with it."

"As your attorney, Roger, I feel it's my duty to charge you an enormous amount of money."

"I never promised I would get you off. I alleged it."