Javelin Juggernaut Gifts

"That's excellent! Next week we'll do 'letting go'."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

"Better than a business model, I have a business scheme."

Ninedency: A budding tendency

'Of course I put my kids first! Look at how much I pay the nanny!!'

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

Businessman wearing many hats.

The Jose Padilla Experience

Although not felt by everone, Wanda's powrful jargon sent seismic shock waves through some of the more geologically unstable department in the organization.

"This is gibberish, Nigel, but most persuasive gibberish."

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

The Working Mum

Medieval headlines.

"I'm afraid that due to a recent reorientation of forward facing customer resource functionality you're going to have to make the complaint to yourself... in triplicate."

Communication Breakdowns

'You reckon we should mosey this guy?'

I called you to this synergistic ideation to strategize methods of creating new annoying words.

'Tragically, Mr. Cornwell was unable to afford a personal ethicist.'

"I tell you, it's a dog-eat-dog world out there!"

'Harley manages our most aggressive growth fund.'

Sports Lawyers

I'm sorry, but your drug screen results disqualify you as an employment candidate, You see, sample 'A' is a normal brain, sample 'B' is a normal brain on drugs, and sample 'C',,, Well, Mr, Dumpty, sample 'C' is your brain,

"I've given you a glowing reference, Hempson. And here's the disclaimer to go with it."

'I'm more unpopular now than I was at school.'

It's folks like Mildred who make collectibles collectable!

"I haven't been in any academic journals but I do get my Tweets re-Tweeted a lot."

"In a nutshell, my career goal is to nurture my unique personhood in a culturally diverse, progressive business environment, while also honoring the traditional values of back-stabbing, greed and global plundering!"

'I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home.'

'Finally some good news on the economy: four out of five economists agree that 80% if economists agree.'

Heyyy, don't worry about a thing. One more energy drink and I'll have you sliced and sutured in no time!

"In my downtime I'm using this app to learn Corporate speak, Legalese, and French."

"Impressive resume. But can you make coffee?"

IN OVER MY HEAD

"See this thingamabob attached to your whatchamacallit? That’s the doohickey I was afraid of."