Task Juggernaut Gifts

"Impressive resume. But can you make coffee?"

IN OVER MY HEAD

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

Can do...No can do

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

"Better than a business model, I have a business scheme."

"Don't worry about missing the meeting, Henshaw. We assigned all the actions to you."

Ninedency: A budding tendency

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

'Of course I put my kids first! Look at how much I pay the nanny!!'

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

Businessman wearing many hats.

Deadline

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

Jason and the Aga notes,

The Jose Padilla Experience

Although not felt by everone, Wanda's powrful jargon sent seismic shock waves through some of the more geologically unstable department in the organization.

'Dear, you know how I hate it when you bring your work home.'

"This is gibberish, Nigel, but most persuasive gibberish."

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

'Ah, Williams, are you familiar with the term ‘Poisoned Chalice'?'

Medieval headlines.

The Working Mum

Overworked

"I'm afraid that due to a recent reorientation of forward facing customer resource functionality you're going to have to make the complaint to yourself... in triplicate."

Communication Breakdowns

'I think we need a good Project Manager to coordinate our efforts...'

",,,and what's more Pearson, it hasn�t gone unnoticed that you're not meeting deadlines"

In and Out Trays

"I'm very pleased with the way you've handled this thankless boring job, Fenwick...."

Accounting: In/Ouch

IN, More IN (man working at desk)

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

'You reckon we should mosey this guy?'

Doo inc..can and no can.