Jolly Juggernaut T-Shirts

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

"Better than a business model, I have a business scheme."

Ninedency: A budding tendency

'Of course I put my kids first! Look at how much I pay the nanny!!'

'The girls must be feeling better...'

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

Businessman wearing many hats.

The Jose Padilla Experience

Although not felt by everone, Wanda's powrful jargon sent seismic shock waves through some of the more geologically unstable department in the organization.

"This is gibberish, Nigel, but most persuasive gibberish."

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

The Working Mum

Santa's Helpers

Medieval headlines.

'That'll be all the mince pies and sherry!'

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

This one's mixed media--- I had jelly on my hands while finger-painting.

"I'm afraid that due to a recent reorientation of forward facing customer resource functionality you're going to have to make the complaint to yourself... in triplicate."

"The spare sack? After a million warm beers and pieces of fruit cake...you'd have a spare sack too!"

Communication Breakdowns

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

'How do I know if you've been naughty or nice? CCTV!!'

'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.'

'You reckon we should mosey this guy?'

'Tragically, Mr. Cornwell was unable to afford a personal ethicist.'

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

I called you to this synergistic ideation to strategize methods of creating new annoying words.

"Here he comes! Don't move."

"I've given you a glowing reference, Hempson. And here's the disclaimer to go with it."

It's folks like Mildred who make collectibles collectable!

"In a nutshell, my career goal is to nurture my unique personhood in a culturally diverse, progressive business environment, while also honoring the traditional values of back-stabbing, greed and global plundering!"

'Finally some good news on the economy: four out of five economists agree that 80% if economists agree.'