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Parole officer: Hanging in and hanging out.

'We ask the court to take into account that all my client's counterfeit bills were printed on recycled paper.'

'Gee whiz, I don't know why I confessed to a crime I didn't commit. Maybe so I'd have an alibi for the one I did do.'

'Do you swear to tell the truth even though you'd be crazy not to lie?'

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That party went well.

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

Stop and Birch

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

"My wife's lawyer doesn't understand me."

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

'Hmmm...It is: innocent until proven guilty? Or is it: guilty until proven innocent?'

The boss and her baby

'Tragically, Mr. Cornwell was unable to afford a personal ethicist.'

"Oops! My mistake, that was your projected trial load for this year, not this month."

'Either it's a mistake, or this town's gone soft on crime.'

"I wish I had done more pro bono work. I need the tax write offs."

"Shister and Shyster Attorneys at law"

"As your attorney, Roger, I feel it's my duty to charge you an enormous amount of money."

'Whatever happens, we mustn't let life get on top of us!'

"I never promised I would get you off. I alleged it."

"I feel a lot of societal pressure to be happy."

"Oh I never lose any sleep over my criminal cases. I figure that even if I lose, I'm not the one going to Jail!"

'I like my plea bargain better. I plead guilty and you dismiss the charges.'

'God, I hate Sunday mornings.'

'The Constitution guarantees you a speedy trial -- so hold on tight!'

'You say you saw my client do it. OK, but what if the jury doesn't believe you? Try to think outside the witness box.'

'I may not know much about art but I know what I like to slag off.'

"These new regulations will fundamentally change the way we get around them."

The Jury Decides.

"I want my work to be challenging, but not so challenging that it destroys my life, family and relationships."