Juggling Juggernauts Pillows

Heyyy, don't worry about a thing. One more energy drink and I'll have you sliced and sutured in no time!

Medieval headlines.

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

"Better than a business model, I have a business scheme."

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

Ninedency: A budding tendency

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

Although not felt by everone, Wanda's powrful jargon sent seismic shock waves through some of the more geologically unstable department in the organization.

"Wheeeeeeee!"

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

Tennis ball girl.

The Working Mum

"I'm afraid that due to a recent reorientation of forward facing customer resource functionality you're going to have to make the complaint to yourself... in triplicate."

Communication Breakdowns

The boss and her baby

'Tragically, Mr. Cornwell was unable to afford a personal ethicist.'

"I've given you a glowing reference, Hempson. And here's the disclaimer to go with it."

'Finally some good news on the economy: four out of five economists agree that 80% if economists agree.'

"Can you hold on a sec? I need to check on Timmy."

"We're very away of the impact that work can have on your social life!"

"In a nutshell, my career goal is to nurture my unique personhood in a culturally diverse, progressive business environment, while also honoring the traditional values of back-stabbing, greed and global plundering!"

It's folks like Mildred who make collectibles collectable!

Octopus parent "I've only got four pairs of hands!"

"In my downtime I'm using this app to learn Corporate speak, Legalese, and French."

"This is a real Dada performance."

"Great work, Smith. I must say, it's heartening to read a press release that both honors and builds upon the time-honored tradition of artisanal, hand-crafted gobbledygook!"

Green Belt

"See this thingamabob attached to your whatchamacallit? That’s the doohickey I was afraid of."

Sorry, still got my 'raising kids' head on...