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The Working Mum

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

"Better than a business model, I have a business scheme."

Ninedency: A budding tendency

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

Although not felt by everone, Wanda's powrful jargon sent seismic shock waves through some of the more geologically unstable department in the organization.

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

"Wheeeeeeee!"

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

Tennis ball girl.

Medieval headlines.

"I'm afraid that due to a recent reorientation of forward facing customer resource functionality you're going to have to make the complaint to yourself... in triplicate."

Communication Breakdowns

'Tragically, Mr. Cornwell was unable to afford a personal ethicist.'

I'm sorry, but your drug screen results disqualify you as an employment candidate, You see, sample 'A' is a normal brain, sample 'B' is a normal brain on drugs, and sample 'C',,, Well, Mr, Dumpty, sample 'C' is your brain,

"I've given you a glowing reference, Hempson. And here's the disclaimer to go with it."

The Jugglers - Gladstone and Liberals

'Finally some good news on the economy: four out of five economists agree that 80% if economists agree.'

"Can you hold on a sec? I need to check on Timmy."

It's folks like Mildred who make collectibles collectable!

"In a nutshell, my career goal is to nurture my unique personhood in a culturally diverse, progressive business environment, while also honoring the traditional values of back-stabbing, greed and global plundering!"

"We're very away of the impact that work can have on your social life!"

"I haven't been in any academic journals but I do get my Tweets re-Tweeted a lot."

'The lion act was full, so he's trying to work up something else.'

Octopus parent "I've only got four pairs of hands!"

Heyyy, don't worry about a thing. One more energy drink and I'll have you sliced and sutured in no time!

Green Belt