Juggle Jugglers Pillows

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"The meeting will come to order."

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Barack Obama's To Do list.

Food deliverer's baby.

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"We can stop entertaining ourselves now, Ian."

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

Juggler and Illusionist

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Tennis ball girl.

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

"Your remote control, sire."

Children's Entertainer

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

Circus

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

The Working Mum

"I'm the last to go home because my parents are still fine tuning their work-life balance."

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

Medieval headlines.

The Housewife

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'