Juggling Professional Pillows

'Looks like someone got their bags mixed up at daycare drop-off.'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"The meeting will come to order."

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Barack Obama's To Do list.

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

Food deliverer's baby.

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

Juggler and Illusionist

Hassled Mother.

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

"We can stop entertaining ourselves now, Ian."

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'At this juncture in my presentation, I'd like to dispense with the illusion of coherence.'

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

Tennis ball girl.

Medieval headlines.

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

Children's Entertainer

The Housewife

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

"I'm the last to go home because my parents are still fine tuning their work-life balance."

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

"Your remote control, sire."

Circus

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."