Jugglers Pillows

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

Children's Parties

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

The coffee's not working.

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Juggler and Illusionist

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Tennis ball girl.

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

Circus

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

One-man band rehearsal.

I Heart Juggling

People chasing a street performer to give money.

'George, stop playing with the children.'

"I wonder what Scrappy named me..." "I wonder what Porky McHorse-Cow is thinking..."

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

'Reminds me of how I balance your pay packet each week!'

The boss and her baby

'Jack, you're being way too entertaining. This is supposed to be a bored meeting.'

W.C. Fields

"So totally gross, yet, so totally cool Dad!"

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

A new book with a little bit of this and a little bit of that.

"Well let`s see. It's going to be tight but I could squeeze you in for a walk at 1 pm."

"This next tune is a one-chord song about how hard it is to learn a second chord."