Comedy Jugglers Pillows

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

"Bed Spread"

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"

'I love these afternoon jam sessions.'

"Honey! We're home!"

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

"I'm a writer/painter/filmmaker/poet/actor/comedian, manic-depressive goes without saying."

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

A new book with a little bit of this and a little bit of that.

Choose any combination of the words above to name your brilliant first novel.

Mystery and suspense at the library.

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

"I love my job. It's people laughing at me I can't handle."

How's the writer's block?

"You're gonna love this guy's act. He's, like, 'not funny, funny, not funny.'"

Tall tales and Short stories

Fiction/Non Fiction/A Toss Up.

Parole officer: Hanging in and hanging out.

Writer, waiter, writer, waiter.

The lame stuff you listen to (yes, you)

'The artist inside me struggling to get out is starting to take over my classroom!'

'It IS the first time most of them have asked us to 'accidentally' leave all their personal details attached to their feedback!'

How to Make Money On-Lion

"I can't hear you but the banana can."

The Battle Between Television and Books

'It was George's first time on top of the bill.'

'I'm a talent-scout for a famous circus: Have you ever thought of joining the circus?'

'Do you swear to tell the truth even though you'd be crazy not to lie?'