Joyful Jugglers Pillows

"The kids are older; they're sleeping through, life's getting easier. We should probably have another baby so we still have an excuse for being a hot mess."

Children's Parties

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

'The girls must be feeling better...'

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

Medieval headlines.

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

Brickie's Mate

"Honey! We're home!"

I've decided to run for office so I can spend more time away from my family.

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

Family Home.

'Hi, honey?we're home!'

'I kinda did.'

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

"Find out who's on vacation and then add this stuff to the workload on his desk."

Married Life - Poet unable to write because of noisy children

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

"I feel a lot of societal pressure to be happy."

'But, sweetheart, it's only for three hours. Just say you're bringing him in for loitering.'

"Yes, I can multi-task. Why do you ask?"

Heyyy, don't worry about a thing. One more energy drink and I'll have you sliced and sutured in no time!

Working From Home/Working From Home But It's the Holidays

Number of times your kids will wake in the night/Amount you have to do tomorrow

Doing Math in the 2020s

"I wasn't texting or eating and there's no law saying I can't juggle."

"I try to keep my coffee buzz going till the Martini buzz kicks in."

'You have to actually exercise. Jumping to conclusions, stretching the truth, skipping breakfast and juggling two jobs won't do it.'

'Remember I said I wish I had more arms so I could get more things done? Well the doctor took care of that problem.'

'We have three small children, do you sell these things by the dozen?'

'When you cook up a figure make it an odd number like £321.42, not £300.'