Storytime Jugglers Pillows

Reading to your kid and checking the scores

Children's Parties

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

'The girls must be feeling better...'

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

Writer: Humour and Tragedy.

I've decided to run for office so I can spend more time away from my family.

"All this stuff? I'm meeting for two now."

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

Family Home.

'Hi, honey?we're home!'

"It's by A.I. Milne."

'I kinda did.'

Repletion.

'In, out, fiddling.'

Quality Time

'Whatever happens, we mustn't let life get on top of us!'

"I feel a lot of societal pressure to be happy."

'But, sweetheart, it's only for three hours. Just say you're bringing him in for loitering.'

"Mom, what season is it when the leaves fall off the trees and are replaced with plastic bags?"

Looks like his business confidence is picking up.

"Better than Chekhov"

Number of times your kids will wake in the night/Amount you have to do tomorrow

"I want my work to be challenging, but not so challenging that it destroys my life, family and relationships."

'Where did you learn to sing in double-Dutch?'

According to your blog, there have been some pretty amazing things going on in your life lately, Lance. I can make my blog either accurate or interesting ... I can't make it both.

"I try to keep my coffee buzz going till the Martini buzz kicks in."

'You have to actually exercise. Jumping to conclusions, stretching the truth, skipping breakfast and juggling two jobs won't do it.'

'We have three small children, do you sell these things by the dozen?'

'Why Mr. Root, I had no idea you were not happy with your work here at crisis services!'

"When I got divorced, I went through all the stages of grieving - sadness, anger, denial and punching the air with delight when the settlement cheque came through!"

'I throw a strike every time with this ball, but I can only lift it once a night.'